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Muserism 

(noun)
1. Any made up phrase that makes zero sense.
2. An improved sentence to make as a joke, and possibly make yourself look stupid on purpose.
Muserism in a sentence:
Wow, that muserism you said is so random.

Examples of Muserisms:
Elephants invented walking while juggling a pile of bricks.

The only way to get a splinter out of an elbow is to rub a gallon of peanut butter on it then slap it with a rotting fish.
Muserism by ThatOneZach February 3, 2012
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muserist 

A pesky impecunious wide-eyed-goon deliberating on a degenerate but satisfying notion of "should I" or "shouldn't I".
When a muserist gets kicked out of all manner of pubs, clubs and bars for being caught just asking for drugs, but to get barred for life feels like a true expression of the art of pissing people off.
muserist by *nigganeese* May 3, 2018
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fudanshi 

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