Cythicah

Only the most badass shape-shifter around this side of the universe! She can transform into anything, but mostly a mermaid and a snail. Why? BECAUSE SHE CAN HOES! She can lick up seamen and shake her titties for money all in the same night. Then she can transform into fucking Harry Potter and kick your ass in wizard chess. The she'll fly over to the set of Twilight and bitch-slap the shit out of Kristen Stewart with her dick, THAT SHE GREW BECAUSE SHE'S A BADASS SHAPE-SHIFTER!! If you ever meet a Cythicah, bow down to her and kiss her feet and give her all your coupons to KFC because thats where she likes to spend her lonley friday nights.

Shahala: Damn guuuuurrrl! you be seeing that crazy ass bitch with the weave who is always licking up seamen, shaking her titties for money, and spending her friday nights at KFC?

Carl: Yeah bbz. Thats Cythicah. You try and take her chicken and she'll slap you so hard YOUR GRANDBABIES WILL FEEL IT!

Shahala: ... Damn.

Cythicah by theoriginalCythicah December 30, 2011

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Cythical

Quirked Up White Boy With A Little Bit Of Swag Busts It Down (Is he goated with the Sause)

Roblox/Minecraft/Siege/Meme Youtuber

Cythical Is Cool

Cythical by fadershader March 22, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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