Cythicah

Only the most badass shape-shifter around this side of the universe! She can transform into anything, but mostly a mermaid and a snail. Why? BECAUSE SHE CAN HOES! She can lick up seamen and shake her titties for money all in the same night. Then she can transform into fucking Harry Potter and kick your ass in wizard chess. The she'll fly over to the set of Twilight and bitch-slap the shit out of Kristen Stewart with her dick, THAT SHE GREW BECAUSE SHE'S A BADASS SHAPE-SHIFTER!! If you ever meet a Cythicah, bow down to her and kiss her feet and give her all your coupons to KFC because thats where she likes to spend her lonley friday nights.

Shahala: Damn guuuuurrrl! you be seeing that crazy ass bitch with the weave who is always licking up seamen, shaking her titties for money, and spending her friday nights at KFC?

Carl: Yeah bbz. Thats Cythicah. You try and take her chicken and she'll slap you so hard YOUR GRANDBABIES WILL FEEL IT!

Shahala: ... Damn.

Cythicah by theoriginalCythicah December 30, 2011

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Cythical

Quirked Up White Boy With A Little Bit Of Swag Busts It Down (Is he goated with the Sause)

Roblox/Minecraft/Siege/Meme Youtuber

Cythical Is Cool

Cythical by fadershader March 22, 2023

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
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"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

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Collective 600 pound gorilla

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.

The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.

Collective 600 pound gorilla by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

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A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

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What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.

House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018

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