Tori: "I just needed him to pick up some milk on his way home with dinner, how hard could it be?"
Aimee: "Oh well, you know Dave, he's completely multitaskless!"

multitaskless by CaptDaf January 21, 2013

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multitaskabating

Multitasking while masturbating.

To do other things while masturbating.

Unlike procrasturbating, you are being productive while masturbating.

"I worked really hard when I was multitaskabating."

"When I was multitaskabating last night, not only did I get off, I also got to watch Tosh.0 and file my taxes."

"With multitaskabating, I can keep up with my other day to day things!"

Mom- "Son, what are you dong in there?"
Son- "Multitaskabating! Almost finished!"
Mom- "Okay! Hurry up, dinner is getting cold! Don't forget to wash up before you come down!"
Son- "Believe me Mom, I won't forget!"

multitaskabating by Trish Da Dish November 16, 2010

multitaskalism

The result of the mental reprogramming that occurs over time when people habitually try to tackle multiple tasks simultaneously.

His love for gadgets and gizmos led to severe multitaskalism by the time he was 30

multitaskalism by Daniel Oram March 20, 2008

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multitaskability

Verb; the past tense action of multi tasking.

Them: can I get food? I want a blt with fries.

Me: yeah, no lettuce or os like usual?

Them: os?

Me: yeah onions.

Them: right. I dont like onions.

Me: your order is done.

Them: how? We've been talking this whole time.

Me: multitaskability.

multitaskability by Lord_Sondo November 20, 2020

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