assmire 

(v) To loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and sexually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to pass by.

(1) We had nothing to do between classes but sit around and assmire.

(2) She frowned when she caught me assmiring her sweet, sweet breasts.

assmire by Error4o4 November 12, 2011

assfire 

The rather unpleasant effect that happens when some particularly spicy food burns on the way out, as well as the way in.

That Kung Pao last night gave me some horrible assfire.

assfire by sparkletwist August 28, 2006

Assfire 

Diarrhea

The Taco Bell gave him assfire

Assfire by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015

assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

asspire 

to exit an elevator after passing gas in it with hopes that the next person in there will be graced with the stench

i feel bad for the next person to go in the elevator. i just left a vicious asspire in there

asspire by Papa Nimz June 1, 2007

assminer 

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006

Aasmired 

It means to screw up so bad in something due to going full retarted. It originated from the greek theft named "aasmir" who got caught during a robbery due to going full retarted.

"Oh No! I just called my friend saying "hey son of a b*tch" but his mom picked up the phone. I Done aasmired so bad

Aasmired by Fakerealfriend101 May 15, 2017