hillyer
The pinnacle of all things pathetic. Hillyer is someone who frequently has sex with their cat and is easily tempered.
You're such a hillyer.
hillyer by hitime1234 May 23, 2018
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The Hillyer Apex
The turning point of alcohol consumption at which the alcohol consumer (continuing to consume alcohol) begins to feel increasingly less awkward in increasingly more awkward situations.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."
Person 1: "Dude, last night I totally passed The Hillyer Apex. I was straight macin' on that girl from the movie Precious."
Person 2: "Oh god, man, I know. I was so past The Hillyer Apex that I started makin' out with the EMTs on the way to the hospital."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, we totally hooked up last night and this morning... he didn't even remember my name."
Person 2: "Sounds like he might have been past The Hillyer Apex."
The Hillyer Apex by Ruthless1314 November 11, 2011
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Hilltern
(Noun) Hilltern: an undergrad that interns on Capitol Hill. Easily recognized by their backpack and suit combination and air of supremacy tangible from a mile away. The Hilltern is a sexually voracious species- when two rats are placed in the same room for a prolonged period of time, they attempt o procreate. This is known as the Hilltern Principle (Everybody, 2015). Hilltern behavioral patterns include: standing on the left side on escalators, whining about metro delays, wearing a suit every day to class even though said intern is not interning that day, mentioning their future presidency and dad's money, and contributing nothing of value to society.
How to approach a Hilltern:
The Hilltern is not a fearless creature and is easily frightened by other Hillterns with a more desirable position, and is also easily frightened by loud noises. They will scurry away at the smallest threat. Threat level: 0.
How to approach a Hilltern:
The Hilltern is not a fearless creature and is easily frightened by other Hillterns with a more desirable position, and is also easily frightened by loud noises. They will scurry away at the smallest threat. Threat level: 0.
"Being a Hilltern is great. I get to work on Capitol Hill and contribute to society. I'm really learning a lot at my internship on the Hill."
"You play on your phone the whole day. You literally do nothing."
"Did I mention I intern on the Hill?"
"You play on your phone the whole day. You literally do nothing."
"Did I mention I intern on the Hill?"
Hilltern by ALLTHEPSL'S July 17, 2015
we are hillers
A phrase said repeatedly during a typical day at Hopkinton High School. Shouted at opposing teams at football games to claim superiority against the non-Hiller opponents. Just remember, We Are Hillers (x420)
“we are hillers” stated the crich gang
we are hillers by TheHiller February 5, 2018
Hillerz
Hillerz by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
Hillerman
When you and a group of friends explore abandoned buildings and someone disappears into another room to take a shit.
Person A- Hey guys where did John go?
Person B- I think he want to drop another Hillerman!!
Person A- I hope nobody steps in it...I bet he does not have toilet paper or wipes either.
Person B- I think he want to drop another Hillerman!!
Person A- I hope nobody steps in it...I bet he does not have toilet paper or wipes either.