Acushnet is an extremely small town outside the city of New Bedford. Most
people that live here are extremely rich, especially if you live in one of those crazy nice subdivisions like Portugee Ville, Apple Blossom Estates, Gabriel Farm Estates, Reservoir Estates, or Golf View Drive, where every
house is basically a mansion and everyone has perfect grass. Now if your not part of a cool subdivision then you probably just live on a random mansion on a side street (or a trailer home tucked behind a farm). In Acushnet, basically every 16 year old has their
parents buy them an extremely nice first car, like a BMW, Mercedes, Infinity, or a Cadillac. Also almost every single
cop is as asshole, and loves pulling these kids over. You know not to speed on Main Street, do donuts at the Highlander, or race down Lake Street. Everyone here is
white, unlike New Bedford which is only a mile away. Yet the white
people in Acushnet have probably consumed more alcohol and smoked, snorted, or injected more drugs then Ozzy Osbourne. The kids in Acushnet also love throwing “bangas” at their mansions where every gets
drunk, has a ton of sex, and takes millions of myspace pictures. The drama is unreal. Acushnet
people also have lower car insurance, can choose what
school they want to go to, and all know that “the whip” or “the creamery” is the place to be on those hot summer days. Some main hobbies of Acushnet kids are to
go cow tipping at one of the 3245 farms, smoke a
blunt and run through a farm, or ride their quad…. Acushnet is basically the Laguna Beach of Massachusetts.
