Skyrimming

The act of attempting to climb steep mountains/hills by jumping at various angles repeatedly in video games instead of trying to find the actual path that was intended to be used. Most commonly done while playing Skyrim, but can be performed in other games as well, with varying success depending on the video game and the mountain/hill in question.

"The path is over there, what are you doing?"
"Paths are for the weak. I'm Skyrimming this."

Skyrimming by kjlynn March 15, 2015

Skyrimming

Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.

Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming

Bill was skyrimming, now his dog and his children are dead. Yay! Dragons!

Skyrimming by weeble dave November 12, 2011

skyrimming

noun;

the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole

sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused

skyrimming by the real dovakin November 3, 2016

Skyrimming

Playing the game Skyrim while giving or receiving a rim job.

"Oh man I loved Skyrimming with Erica last night."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your sex life or your video game life."

Skyrimming by Mr. Everclear November 21, 2011

Skyrimming

Verb~ licking someones asshole in an airplane

Bob: Hey have you ever done any Skyrimming?

Jim: Yeah I love Elder Scrolls!

Bob: Naw Man my girl licked my ass on the airplane when we went on our honeymoon.

Skyrimming by Corvis29 November 16, 2011

skyrimming

A sexual position wherein the skyrimmee takes off clothes and underpants and hangs from a bar. The skyrimmer then stands underneath and administers analingus as the recipient swings in the wind.

John tried skyrimming Pete, but was too short to get his tongue that high up.

skyrimming by Cubbance November 11, 2011

Skyrimming

Taking a crap without placing your ass on the toilet seat. Initially, it was used to describe someone playing the game, Skyrim, however, the much usage has modified it to mean someone who is taking a crap while only squatting over the toilet seat, out of fear that he contracts mononucleosis, or just to not get comfortable enough where the crap taking experience becomes worthwhile; in other words, he or she is in a hurry.

Dude, give me a second, I'm skyrimming right now.

Bro, I am skyrimming to make that appointment at 3:00.

Skyrimming by Mr. Strong123 February 6, 2012