clambulate 

Clambulate /KLAM-byoo-late/ n. To propel your office chair using your foot, like a clam moves its shell with its foot.

Allow me to clambulate over to your desk and see your screen.

(based on how a clam propels itself using it's single foot)

clambulate by azjoejoe August 4, 2010

Clambulance 

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

Clambulance by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

Clapulate 

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.

"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."

Clapulate by cowboythecat December 19, 2008

combulate 

To figure out, after repeatedly asking the same stupid question, of many people.

That moron finally combulated the answers to his homework by harassing virtual reference librarians.

combulate by frankenstuart January 17, 2009

Clambate 

To fill something or complete surround something with a fart.

Dude, after Sam fell asleep we lifted his sheets up and clambated his bed.

Jack's car smelled so bad after David clambated it yesterday.

Clambate by CameronLeonard January 4, 2011

camulate 

Stimulate (masturbate) on webcam site

I will camulate all day.

camulate by qpa January 6, 2014

claculate 

To spell calculate like a dumbass

Person 1: "hey man can I borrow your advanced mathematical computator? I need to claculate a differential equation"
Person 2: "it's calculate dumbass"

claculate by IIvanillariceII September 7, 2019