Staplerred 

the action of performing a drive-by style attack on coworkers in an office setting by rolling your chair past their cubicle and throwing large items such as staplers, hole punches, or paperweights at them to mark your turf or to intimidate them. can be accompanied by a terrifying battle cry or done by stealth attack.

dude, L just staplerred that new guy in the face! he's totally her bitch now!

Staplerred by Chad Zappa December 5, 2013

stablered 

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.

"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"

stablered by matotes November 6, 2009

StaplerSexual 

When you really need some staples on your minuscule dick

Man I’m feeling so staplersexual right now

StaplerSexual by M money and big k February 18, 2022

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

Staplerydis by Random24 January 16, 2018