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britbong 

A british person. Used mainly as an insult.
1: "ELLO M8S HOW IT GOIN'?"
2: "Fuck off britbong."
britbong by TopTopLel October 20, 2013
Word of the Day on December 26, 2025
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Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
Britiot by dilbrent October 20, 2011

britbongistan 

Primarily used as a derogatory term for Great Britain, since the number of Muslims in the United Kingdom is over 4% of the total population , and over 100 000 converts to Islam.

A person from britbongistan is called a britbong
-Boy,9,found hanged 'was bullied for being white'.
-Such is life in Britbongistan
britbongistan by YakuzYah October 15, 2015
Why does he have such a strange accent?

Oh, he's a britiot
Bitbots... also known as bittys or nittys. Robotic nitties whos first nature is to be a fully committed nitty.
Fam them man there are a bunch of BITBOTS...

That bitch turned into a BITBOT g...

Ayo yo allow acting lika BITBOT bro...
bitbots by TGPHANTOM May 5, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026