platonicide

The moment when a relationship with the opposite sex just got you stuck in the friend zone

Bringing her to McDonald's on a date was definitely the platonicide of that fling going anywhere

platonicide by callJD4 August 22, 2011

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platonicuddle

A cuddle between friends of the opposite sex with no underlying romantic feelings.

Leighton and Mel settled down on the couch for a movie and a platonicuddle.

platonicuddle by mdtx2 April 30, 2010

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platonicide • platonicism • platonictines • platonicuddle • platonicule

platonicism

The theory or belief in non-physical desire for another person.

What might be your level of platonicism right now?

platonicism by Tim Zappe May 23, 2006

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Platonicism

The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.

Uh oh. They're stuck in platonicism

Platonicism by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016

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platonictines

Being Valentine’s platonically, not romantically.

Gabriel: You want to be my Valentine in a friend way?

Celesta: Yeah that’ll be fun! Like platonic valentines! Platonictines!

platonictines by Ms. Talented February 7, 2024

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platonicule

MMMM SI squad

damn who are you all
we're the platonicule

platonicule by 329329329329 October 18, 2025

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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