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The highest amount of bored you can archive
I am so bordness right now
Bordness by eV@n ZoSo 777 May 23, 2009
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stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.
you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness
bonness by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

bongness 

The act of smoking out of a bong
guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"
bongness by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003

infinite blondness 

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026