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Judge Judying it 

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.
Judge Judying it by Cum 5 April 27, 2008
Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.

This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.

Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.
jurking by LetUsKale November 2, 2011
Stop jurting with my bop it.
Jurting by superjurterbabe September 29, 2008
The act of annoyingly repeating the punchline of a joke, pun, or a catch phrase, especially after it's effect has worn off.
Tucker: "Git 'er duuuun!"
James: "We get it already, this is the fifth time you've said that stupid Larry the Cable Guy catch phrase."
Marcus: "Yeah, quit jurning, Tucker. It's getting old."
When you jump and urt (cough) after smoking maryjane.
Jess and Luke laughed so hard while Stefan was jurting after smoking that bong.
Jurting by Stefanus December 2, 2016
A person who is a total sweetie & cutie pie.
Though be warned, they're always on top and in control. Watch out for them, cause it's for sure they will get what they want.
Juoying's are Cute&loaded
Juoying by Htree93 March 15, 2009