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Hypocrazy 

The act of being fanatically, blatantly and ovbiously hypocritical.
She gets all hypocrazy about people eating "non-gmo" food but then plows through food and drink at any restaurant!
Hypocrazy by sunnyday21 November 13, 2013
Hypocrisy is when you go against something that you preach or believe in
A lesbian using a dildo is pure hypocrisy
Hypocrisy by Scotch Jock December 15, 2021
Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.
Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."
parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

Hypnocraze 

Hypnocraze. - n. Ones succesful attempt to derange or impare the mind of many people due to the use of mass hypnosis.
when one person or group of persons uses hypnosis to get a very large following of people to belive them or do there bidding. like if i where to hypnotise a town to belive i was a god and have them follow me into a religious war. " jack began a hypnocraze and led fifteen people to their deaths"

(could be an agnostic or athiest view on many religions)
Hypnocraze by Sam Mattea November 7, 2007

hypocracy 

The British government advocates moral standards to which it does not conform. Britain's political system is therefore a hypocracy.
hypocracy by Andrew Lugton October 5, 2006