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Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate 

Sexual act:

A women giving a man oral sex.

Before the male reaches climax the female snorts a line of Cocaine or other white substance off the length of the mans penis, does one shot of whiskey and then has the man ejaculate in her eye.

Usually happens at a party setting, with witnesses to confirm speed and accuracy.
Bro 1: So what did you end up doing last night?

Bro 2: Went to a frat party and got so hammered I did the Powder-Nose-Whiskey-Pirate....

Bro 1: NO WAY !

Bro 2: Ya, was so accurate I had her right eye squinting harder then the Dali Lama.

powder your nose 

Guy: How long has it been since you went to powder your nose?
Bob: Quite some time now
powder your nose by teagreen March 31, 2008

Powder my nose 

Running to the bathroom for a quick snort of cocaine.
Mary: "Jen, I'm going to go powder my nose. Wanna come with'?
Jennifer: "Why do you have a straw for?"
Mary: To snort some of this awesome blow I just scored."
Powder my nose by K4t333 January 25, 2011

Powder my nose 

A sarcastic euphemism for going to drop a deuce, have a private conversation, or simply jet from a situation (typically a table).
(At a restaurant)
Man on date: The dividends on my Facebook stock payed my dues for the swingers club this year.
Woman on date: Excuse me, I'm going to go powder my nose.
Powder my nose by RobDestiny April 10, 2017

Powder my nose 

Go to bathroom and snort drugs
Am going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose - Mia Wallace, Pulp Fiction
Powder my nose by V Chen November 23, 2016