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Secondee 

Hey Gaylord, how are you? Guess what! I am divorced now, so I can finally marry my secondee!
Secondee by karosh February 19, 2013
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12 seconder 

when someone shoots their load within 12 seconds during their blow job virginity
Bethany: i didn't realise you were a 12 seconder mike
Mike: (cries)
Harry: ahh you 12 seconder
12 seconder by sash haz jack x2 November 9, 2011

three seconder 

The guy who laughs three seconds after everyone else.

It means someone who's IQ is a touch on the low side
The stand up comic was awesome, but there was a really annoying three seconder in the row behind us.

Dave is a bit of a three seconder sometimes.

secondeen 

I was firsteen.
No, you were secondeen!

three seconder 

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm
Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder
three seconder by River King August 11, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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