"How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"
Bilal is a short, weak man that is addicted to netflix and hulu shows like The Office and Brooklyn 99. If you make Bilal angry he'll probably threaten to kill your family.