The first black president who was elected during the November 2008election in USA.
"How can a guy make it as president if they don't even want to go out and get a job!? That Barrack Husein Osama must be a crafty chocolate man! Even a blind squirrel can find the acorn, occasionally!"
Bilal is a short, weak man that is addicted to netflix and hulu shows like The Office and Brooklyn 99. If you make Bilal angry he'll probably threaten to kill your family.
Did you hear about bilalhusein?
Yeah, I heard he wanted to hookup with summer.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"