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i can’t bangs with you 

I can’t hang affiliate you in times of hardship/struggle.
Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

Arthur Bangs 

A bald English teacher who is closely related to the devil.
student 1: what class so you have next
student 2: Fuckin Arthur Bangs english wonderland
student 1: oof

mall bangs 

A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
"Tina had the tallest mall bangs back in high school."
mall bangs by spinladen February 25, 2013

Porn bangs 

Blunt fringe: A fringe cut straight across the forehead in a blunt manner. This is done to avoid semen from getting into hair. Hence the word
Chick 1: Hey girl friend check out my bangs.

Chick 2: Why did you get porn bangs?

Chick 1: Cause i'm sick of John's jizz getting in my hair after a facial.
Porn bangs by On Dre January 6, 2011

BANGS not BOTOX

The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
BANGS not BOTOX by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009

Sweaty Bangs 

Sweaty Bangs happen when you dance too much or if its just hot in a room. The once full and beautiful bangs become wet, flat, and pressed against your forehead.
I've been dancing for like 5 hours, Roxy's been standing there for 10 minutes and we both have sweaty bangs.