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elect a pope 

to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.
Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.
elect a pope by Omar O January 11, 2009

Elect the Dead 

Solo album from System of a Down vocalist Serj Tankian.
And an awesome album at that ^_^
My final surrender,
Away from inclusion,
I now await the triumphant,
Left baggage, train station...

"Money" from "Elect the Dead" album, Serj Tankian.
Elect the Dead by Stupot Pie December 4, 2007

elect-a-dangus 

So I git the go button on the elect-a-dangus, and the shit started smoking and beeping. It was beatness.
elect-a-dangus by feralchimp January 14, 2005

Elect the dead 

A web site made to promote the disbanning of the Electoral College
Elect The Dead is a website designed by Serj Tankian to ptomote the disbanning of the electoral college and put more power into the "peoples" votes
Elect the dead by jessyswrath October 23, 2009

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.
My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

The Elect 

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.
"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter
The Elect by rorrzo November 15, 2021