1. A woman's inept ability to understand the most basic instructions or comprehend the most basic information presented to her.
2. When a woman twists all the information given to her by a man to either fortify her idea or opinioneven though she is wrong or to make a man out to be the "bad guy" no matter what.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.