Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual
environment.
CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of
insecurity or suspicion.
This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a
homosexual male living in New Zealand.
Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex
with that tranny Laith?”
Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I
realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die
a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”