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confucamus 

The latin translation of the oh raser "we are fucked"
"They took my gun, confucamus!"
confucamus by SquirrelSeeker May 19, 2016
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Male equivalent of pretending to orgasm or “faking it” — especially in a virtual environment.

CONGASMS occur after 20 minutes of failed attempts to jerk off your petite pornstar cock to an (often drunk, trans or fat) egirl you sexpested for half a day. Usually a congasm is preformed in order to spare your very satisfied partner from feelings of insecurity or suspicion.

This method can be a useful way to dispel rumours that you are actually a homosexual male living in New Zealand.

Named after famous kiwi troll and legendary discord playboy CONGASM who claims to have faked 90% of the hundreds of esex encounters they’ve had.
Person named Samir: “Did you just have esex with that tranny Laith?”

Person named Laith: “Don’t worry, I totally had to congasm after I realized they weren’t another man. I’ll die a virgin bro. Shiiiiet.”
Congasm by Esqsendtoes October 18, 2022

confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.
I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.
Her cougasm rocked my world!
Cougasm by gpitzman April 26, 2009

confucamus 

The Latin term for, "Fuck it."
"Confucamus" said max as he was gaining speed towards the chaos.
confucamus by MuchVocab July 5, 2016

Confugant 

Confusion collocating with arrogance.
Confused + Arrogant
seth:...I mean take a look at uu bush

Bea: he sure is confugant brain flop.
Confugant by arubeiskanchi August 19, 2008