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the act of lazy, static, or passive sex normally occurring on a recliner, and many times requiring the cleansing of cheetos and or other crumbs before beginning.
"If you guys run into any ladies that don't want to fuck you, send her my way. I'll be in my chair; give her the Carlsen."
Carlsen by bsurude January 25, 2009
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Magnus Carlsen 

The current chess World Champion and the biggest brain in the chess world who nobody can compete with. Fun fact: his first name is actually Sven (like Pewdiepie's legendary dog) but his parents call him Magnus and so does everybody else!
"Did you see Magnus Carlsen's game against Nakamura?! That was an amazing queen sacrifice!!"
Magnus Carlsen by ChessLegend December 4, 2020

Brian Carlsen’d

When a woman gets mad at you so she starts a Hate Train for all your Exes to jump on and ride. While on the Hate Train, They hype each other up until they create a different reality.
I heard today that Kingery never SA’ed any girls, he just got Brian Carlsen’d by that Daphne girl.

Dirty Carlsen 

The Dirty Carlsen is the act of having sexual intercourse with someone (a man) in the "Dagli'Brugsen" in Gevninge, and afterwards running out on the road nude and thereafter stopping a car on the road, getting the driver to pull down the window and then you cum in their front rear window whilst saying "I have crippeling depression"
Guy 1 "Man i got arrested for pulling a Dirty Carlsen the other day"

Guy 2 "Its worth it, dude (ps ur gay)"
Dirty Carlsen by TobberSlobber February 1, 2022

Magnus Carlsen 

"Magnus, what is your opinion about PogChamps 3?"
Magnus Carlsen: "I'd never stoop as low as to watch it myself though. If I did watch, I'd probably be rooting for Ludwig"

Eskil carlsen 

Known as a realy hot guy that dont belive it when pepole tell him. If your name is eskil carlsen you probably are the hottest guy in your town
Is that eskil carlsen, hes so hot
Its sad he dont belive it
Eskil carlsen by Badonke November 23, 2021

Magnus Carlsen 

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg
One Magnus Carlsen, please.
Magnus Carlsen by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023