chootie 

a chiunde cootie. a chootie is something that used to lie pathologically but is now a "changed man." chooties are "funny", smart, good looking, witty, and a bit sarcastic. a chootie is something that one would like to experience again and again. WARNING: a chootie may result in a mark (usually on the neck and chest) that is not all together desirable. Take precautions accordingly.

hey, chootie!

wow, you definitely got bitten by the chootie bug...

chootie by ruuuuuude05550 May 6, 2011

Chootie 

A blunt.

Jer: I just pearled this Chootie let's cheef!

Chootie by Gilly26 February 21, 2009

Chootie 

A replacement for the word "cutie"; A person can be classified as a "chootie" by looks, personality, actions, words, etc.

Omg, John is such a chootie.

That shirt makes him look like such a chootie.

Chootie by brinimartinixx July 11, 2011

chootie 

a chiunde cootie. something not all people have the privilege of receiving. something very cute and cool and fun and witty. something that you would like to experience a few times or more. may result in a mark that is not altogether desirable, but that is very special anyway.

hey, chootie!

chootie by kim402392767 May 5, 2011

chootie 

Female sex organ. Pussy.

I shaved my chootie for you today.

chootie by JB October 5, 2003

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020