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Fewer is a word used in place of less when you want to sound like you majored in English at college, but will more likely end up making you look like a pompous asshole.

According to grammar nazis, there is a rule that “fewer” only modifies countable nouns and that “less” can only modify mass (uncountable) nouns. However, this "rule" is just one of the many superfluous decisions made in the 18th-century by pretentious douchbags who felt that certain things were mistakes simply because they didn't seem elegant or proper enough.

Despite what they say, the rule is not even commonly followed. This is probably because not everyone is anal retentive enough to quibble over arbitrary details that have little to do with how the language is actually understood and used by normal people.
Supermarket signs should read “10 items or fewer”, not “10 items or less”.

Fewer people showed up to the party than I expected.

I need to eat fewer doughnuts and drink less soda.

This book has fewer than 200 pages.

I have one fewer card than you.

We have fewer than 15 minutes to get there!

I have fewer than 20 dollars.

It’s fewer than five miles away.

She’s fewer than six years old.
fewer by Red Ink April 23, 2011

Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions. 

It's a very honest message from Youtube that appears on video results section of Google Search. It's a good message to let people stay away from Youtube or encourage them to use adblockers and apps (like Vanced).
Watch ads now so you can enjoy fewer interruptions.
Because I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEY I WANT MONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND!?
- Susan Wojcicki

Gangsta Fever 

Gansta fever happens when you feel that you are better by yourself. You no longer require the need of love or any sort of company. You just wanna thug it out alone.
I’m tired of this girl. Think I’m better off alone. I’m getting a case of gangsta fever.
Gangsta Fever by @shajet May 1, 2019

sac scratch fever 

The constant scratching of, and picking at, your ballsac due to discomfort, nerves or both.
These damn suit pants always give me sac scratch fever! Fuck, I have no shot at sitting through this interview without scratching and shuffling my ballbag.

Baby Fever 

A strong emotional urge to have a child. Commonly thought to be just for women, however; men get it as well.
They have baby fever because they always tell everyone how bad they want to have a baby.
Baby Fever by Z.G. September 4, 2015

k-drama fever 

a disease where u are addicted to watching korean dramas. u breathe k-drama, u wake up to k-drama, and you can't stop thinking about k-drama.

when u can't think of doing anything else but watch korean dramas; or when you haven't watched korean dramas in a long time and u have the sudden urge to want to watch it again
instead of doing homeork, or being with your boyfriend, you'd rather sit in front of the computer screen to watch k-dramas.

boyfriend: "hey, wat r u doing?"

girlfriend: "oh, just watching this korean drama..OMG! u have to watch this with me! i just got to the part where Kim falls in love with Jim, but Jim is in love with Kim's best friend...and Jim doesn't know that Kim's best friend is already engaged to Jim's younger brother...omg...omg."

boyfriend: "uh..yeah, take some pills for your k-drama fever..i'll see u later"

girlfriend: "ok, bye!"
k-drama fever by beesting1 July 3, 2011