brandroid 

A portmanteau of the words brand and android.
(derogatory)
1. A person displaying brands prominently on their person or forming a large part of their identity by obvious or repetitive mention of their favored product or company names.

2. Someone who purchases products based mostly on their brand name

Have you seen him ever without a Billabong hat? What a total brandroid!

brandroid by Geematic April 24, 2011

Brandrology 

The study of brandrew and brandrew processes. Similar to bundonomy. Brandrew is my littlest sundeh.

I'm am currently working on my Phd. in Brandrology writing a dissertation on china and spongebob squarepants.

Brandrology by BundehFatha April 26, 2011

blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.

"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."

blandroid by markhgn January 10, 2008

Brandword 

The name of a business, brand or trademark that is known well enough that it also doubles as traffic generating keyword from search engines.

Our company's main traffic generating keyword is the name of our brand itself.

That guy's online business is so well known that he doesn't need to compete for keywords anymore. People just look up his Brandword

Since millions of people now search the term "oldspice" into Google, it's not a brand anymore. It's a Brandword

Brandword by FitJerk July 29, 2010

randroid 

A person of high school age, typically white and invariably born to an upper-class or upper-middle-class family. Will, upon reading Atlas Shrugged at the recomendation of randroid friend, believe their comfortable position in life to be attributed to their own efforts, talents, and imagined superiority, instead of the five to six-figure income of his parent(s).

If interested in politics, randroids make a point of vocally berating any forms of socialism, not thinking twice of saying people who can't get by without some sort of welfare don't deserve to live, within earshot of students who have after-school jobs out of necesity.

The randroid affliction sometimes lasts into college, depending on whether or not the afflicted recieved a trust fund from their parent(s). If so, randroids can be identified at this point by their difficulty in holding things with their hands, due to the near-total absence of friction caused by a lack of anything resembling calluses. If not, they cease being randroids by getting a job and a sense of humor.

That randroid said me and my family was scum when he saw my mom paying with food stamps, so I gave him a swirly.

randroid by moderation September 16, 2008

randroid 

A follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement. Often marked by exclusivist rhetoric, dogmatic individualism, and determinedly narcissistic self-praise.

That randroid keeps telling everyone how great he is by being "true to himself." Bah.

randroid by Pau February 18, 2004

Randroid 

A blind follower of Ayn Rand & her philosophy of objectivism.

Randroids are often selfish rich kids who want to justify being rich and economically conservative, or "classical liberalism" and engaging in illegal activities such as drug use and having sex with underage girls.

Randroids will always say shit like "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" regardless of the fact that most of them inherit their wealth as did their fathers, and their fathers before them.

Randroids are never working-class folks getting by paycheck to paycheck, and do not care about such people.

Privatizing everything, from police to schools, is their dream.

To a Randroid, being nice, charitable, altruistic and fair is to be a morally reprehensible person and such things are vices.

A hero to them is a selfish man who takes what he wants, does what he wants and cares only about himself.

Bob: "Why should I care if you're starving?

You're just lazy! Grow some legs and get a job you bum!"

Tyler: "Bob you Randroid, he's a deaf mute! Go spend your trustfund on booze and weed!"

Randroid by ExtremeMetalFTW April 10, 2010