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Cupcaker 

1. A guy/girl who pets, strokes arms, kisses shoulders, snuggles, butterfly kisses, or awkwardly stares into their significant others eyes in the blatant presence of other people.

2. A habitual violator of guy code and chicks before dicks.

3. Someone who continually updates their facebook/gmail status with how in love they are and how perfect their life is. (You are only lying to yourself)
1. Instead of day drinking, Timmy Franchise is on the couch whispering sweet nothings and acting like a total cupcaker.

2. Although Kara is a guest at my house, she feels it necessary to make out on the couch in the living room when I want to watch TV. What a cupcaker.

3. You know, for everyone who acts like a cupcaker on facebook we really don't care. You are like the person who talks on his cell phone on the bus/train; everyone may be keeping a straight face, but inside we hate you.
Cupcaker by ChiTNR April 17, 2011

CupCaker 

guy who acts like a female:sissified, gay
stop being a cupcaker
CupCaker by KD08 August 25, 2009

Calamansi cupcake 

When a guy finishes on a sourdough pussy and goes down on her.
Batura loves to perform a Calamansi cupcake when he can
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

cupcake stay 

A stay (stay: stray kids fandom name) Who always talk about how much they hate being a stay or tries to get other K-pop fans to like them by shit talking stray kids, or talking shit about other stays for defending Stray Kids
cupcake stay: "The stays in the comments are making me embarrassed to be a stay🥺"

stays: stfu, nobody asked.
cupcake stay by FeiFei❤️ October 19, 2022

cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.
"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."
cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.
Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh
Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022