The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one nightstand. It also makes for a great story.
1. Verb. To be banned for ongoing play in an online video game for some action of insignificance, typically by some fat power hungry nerd who thrives on exercising his online powers.
My boy Nameless One just got instabanned for saying google.com in the main chat room by faggot Adept_Lynx!
verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever
2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals
eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!