Adjective. Refers to the action of behaving in a "non-British way". It is often used of people who commit 'social crimes' in England that they know, because of the English temperament they will be able to get away with.

Examples of "Suterism" include blatantly pushing in front of a queue, knowing that they are perfectly safe because of the British hatred of confrontation.

Example use: "Did you say that Suteristic b@$tard there! I can't believe he just pushed in front of me so blatantly!"

Suteristic by Captain Sock July 23, 2008

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satirist

A person who practises or is an expert in satire

Melisa can make anyone laugh with her complex verbage. Some people say she is a satirist.

satirist by Jonathan Armstrong July 12, 2007

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Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

Mormon/LDS stitistics by rinnua July 5, 2011

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Satanisticationism

To be surrounded by so many satanistications that one can only express ones own situation as satanistic, but in a clear state of satanisiticationism. Satanisticationism exists most abundantly during Fifa games.

Person 1: This is absolute satanisticationism, Top corner by Kyle Foreskin.

Person 2: Not gonna lie, that was heavily satanistic. Foreskin's off his tits.

Satanisticationism by WESTY7 June 30, 2010

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