Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

Maxime’s law by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023

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lyndee maxine scott

Probably a 14 year old in 2017-2018. Very childish and probably goth. Listening to alternative rock at the moment. Most likely owns a husky, a cat, and or a lizard.

Stop acting like Lyndee Maine Scott, you emo.
Lyndee Maxine Scott is an odd person

lyndee maxine scott by Lyndee.s January 14, 2018

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Maxim Stolze

Maxim Stolze ist ne kleine rich bitch, die mit ihrem tommy Hilfiger Pulli flext. Sie ist stolz. So dumm wie sie scheint ist se gar nicht aber sie macht immer dumme mistakes auf tests und kriegt daher nur Cs. Trotzdem verliert sie nie ihren stolz. The stolze will never be defeated.

I bims Maxim Stolze I bin Stolz.
Geh ma Kulinaris zeug kaufen.
Beware the Maxim Stolze

Maxim Stolze by Donald trump 69 December 2, 2019

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Sassy Maxie

a walking god

sassy Maxie is a god

Sassy Maxie by cacalee July 10, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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