(N,V)
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR
MULLET!!
2- A real
douche, cries to
girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the
tears in his eyes. He's a real
live "squiggledick,
squiggle dick"