Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.

No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.

Jewishmish by beak March 13, 2004

Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

Jewishmish by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

Jewishish 

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.

"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2

Jewishish by B--RaD October 29, 2008

Jewishmas 

If you celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas, it's the period of time between the first day of Hanukkah and until Christmas day.

the afternoon of 12/20 until the afternoon of 12/25, that is Jewishmas. (after that is just called the end of Hanukkah).

Jewishmas by my awesome words December 27, 2011