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pooptriot 

A pooptriot is someone who proclaims louder than anyone else that he loves his country, but then proceeds to travel thousands of miles in a pick-up truck full of loaded weapons, Molotov cocktails, and explosive devices, so he can violently break into his country's national legislature and make a half-assed attempt to kidnap the representatives from both major political parties and who people from all over the country voted into office. He will also threaten to kill the Vice President that he himself voted for. And, while also proclaiming very loudly that Blue Lives matter to him more than to any of those annoying Black Lives Matter people, he will beat a police officer in the head to death with a fire extinguisher. And, of course, he will also poop in the capitol building like a true patriot.
Pooptriot Lives Matter.

Remember the Pooptriot Riot on January 6, 2021?
pooptriot by MousseAuChocolat January 16, 2021

Mr Poostripes 

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.
Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!
Mr Poostripes by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

poopytrim 

Asshole. See trim. Defined and heavily used by writer/actor Kevin Smith.
Some people like to take it up the poopytrim.
poopytrim by Kimmy-Kimberly May 20, 2005

pooptris 

the act of layering poop to fit within the toilet, like a tetris game
he's always going pooptris in there.
pooptris by obstinatebrother December 28, 2009

Pooptrap 

The highly grotesque act of leaving excrement on the seat of a public restroom toilet, in hopes that a desperate individual will unknowingly sit in it and be covered in poo.
I left a pooptrap in the restroom at McDonalds and a fat man, rushing to the toilet, fell into the trap!

poopstrapped

Unable to do something urgently because of sitting on the toilet and pooping.
Mom could not prevent her child from going into the kitchen because she was poopstrapped
poopstrapped by busy_mom12 April 24, 2014