jfag

Someone who consistently fails at everything attempt by said person. It represents someone who is unable to succeed at life, and is mainly depressed.
A person who has no hope.
More specifically, someone whose parents dont love him in any way, shape, or form.

Man, Jesse is such a jfag, he hasn't passed any of his classes, his parents dont love him, and he wants to kill himself.

jfag by JFAG24 April 19, 2008

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jfag

1)a person who tells you something and does another.2)A tremendous liar that never backs up his stories.
Also known as a mclaggit and a neroluver

Mang you said you'd comeover in 5 min. its been over two hours your such a jfag.

Damn jfag you said we were playing soccer today.

jfag by tuti fruiti March 20, 2008

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JFAG

An image document of a gay person. Normally files on the computer such as PNG and JPEG.

I'm sending you that JFAG of Justin Bieber.

JFAG by CrunchyMeat January 17, 2011

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J-Fag

A pejorative term for non-Japanese who are emulative of Japanese culture, or more often than not, Japanese culture as interpreted through Japanese anime, or otherwise excessively worshipful of Japan and anything Japanese. While some have embraced terms like japanophile, wapanese or otaku, J-Fag is still used exclusively as a slur.

"I was thinking to study Japanese in college, but the stigma created by J-fags made me decide against it."

J-Fag by P. Kvachantiradze July 27, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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