"momplease feed us, we haven't eaten in 4 days "
"here...some uncooked tomatopie "
"thank you?"
"wait mom"
"what "
"who is that hot girl over there "
"that's Iman "
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.