A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came homedrunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.
Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.
Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"
"Holy shit! Check out that fatasschick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"
That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...