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Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))
Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D
Cronk by Meep man :D February 2, 2020
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An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.

WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful
"Hey is that Cronk?"
"Oh shit i think it is"
"Why did i get so horny all of the sudden?"
Cronk by TheRedHill December 21, 2020
"Cronk" may be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, conjunction, preposition, interjection, or article.

The use of "cronk" signifies any word which the speaker wishes to replace or create.
I wish this stupid cronk on my toe would just disappear!
Wow, you really cronked her last night!
Now that's cronkin'.
Cronk!
cronk by Forest Prefontaine January 19, 2008
A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.
Nooo I got a cronk as my gym teacher
Cronk by dt0089fgh May 3, 2020
Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday
Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.
Cronk by CHuffCityBoys November 11, 2019
Having a shit and masturbating at the same time
I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk
Cronk by BobDaCronker December 31, 2010