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jokeass is a term used to describe someone who makes an incredible fuck up while trying to show off.
Bob: "Dude... watch how hard I can throw this Wii bowling ball"

*controller flies loose smashing through flat screen*

Eric: "You fucking jokeass, you owe me a new tv"
Jokeass by slanginbeans February 3, 2010
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A word that is derived from Jackass, it means the same thing, but it is said with an accent and is therefore spelled differently

another form of the verb Jakeass, is Jakeass Sapara, which is used when your pissed off
Jakeass example:
You stupid Jakeass

Jakeass Sapara example:
Friend One: "Dude the Concerts cancelled.
Friend two: JAKEASS SAPARA
Jakeass by Jakeass Sapara November 27, 2003
A person named Jake who is a jackass
He is a jakeass
Jakeass by fouxou June 11, 2019

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026