dickweave 

A weave on your dick.

Tammy: "Why you patting your dick?"

Chief: "I'm patting my dickweave."

Tammy: "Oh... I usually just whip mine back and forth."

dickweave by Caliswag November 21, 2010

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

Dickheaded bastard 

Someone who is a bit of a knobhead to others for no reason.

"You know that cunt that always does stupid shit for no reason"

"Yeah? Hes a right dickheaded bastard"

Dickheaded bastard by BigdickLJ January 30, 2021

dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).

"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"

dickheadery by StompKat September 12, 2009

dickbeaters 

hands (male)

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!

dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

Urban Dicktease 

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011

dickervention

When you and your friends decide that a friend needs and intervention regarding his dickishness.

Hey Manny is such a dick, we need a dickervention.

dickervention by CommonDraccus January 27, 2013