vanmobile

A vanmobile is epitome of vehicular coolness. Not to be mistaken for the soccer mom van, a vanmobile is sleek and sexy. Its engine purrs with raw sex appeal. The light that shines off the body glistens with awsumsauce.

Lina: Oh Jon you're such a soccer mom driving that van around.

Jon: Pffttt maybe when you drive it. I drive the vanmobile and make it look good!

vanmobile by Mallorick79 October 20, 2010

danmobile

Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”

Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”

danmobile by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021