wonderbread 

Being generic, bland, soul-less, mainstream, or distasteful in nature in order to appeal to wider, often mindless audiences.

"Starbucks is just too wonderbread for me to be interested in going there. All the girls that go there prove that."

wonderbread by hailthemotherland June 7, 2015

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004

wonderbread 

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

wonderbread by Vegas March 28, 2003

Wonderbread 

White person who is so happy to be white that he/she acts very silly and always giggles.

He/she also thrives in all-white country clubs, Irish Pubs, and usually drives a Jeep Wrangler with a baseball cap, or a VW Jetta.

Guy: "Who's that corny MF wearing the Abercrombie & Fitch Shirt driving the Green Jeep Wrangler?'

Guy#2: "Aww..that's some cracka rockin' dat Wonderbread status in full effect!...What a LOSER...BAHAHAAHHAA!!"

Wonderbread by Smoothpoppa September 17, 2006

wonderbread 

A derisive adjective referring to a concept or statement which is optimistically presumed (generally by the originator of said idea or statement) to be utopian in nature, particularly when the potential result of such a concept or statement is easily recognized to threaten the opposite of the intended result; a false panacea

The governator's wonderbread plan for universal health insurance will actually create more problems than it solves, particularly for California's working families.

wonderbread by Aluxeterna January 28, 2007

Wonderbread 

Someone who fits the “American standard “ , a boy next door type. Usually athletic, intelligent , popular, and career focused . Their lineage seems put together and destined for success aka breed for wonder

He’s kinda wonderbread

Wonderbread by Angry_Avacodas_can_fly March 30, 2022

Wonderbread 

whitest kid in mississauga

ARE THOSE PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!! says Wonderbread

Wonderbread by Brownbashbros April 3, 2009