recarded

Anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance

"I can't even pop my hood! I'm completely recarded!"

by balzac dog of doom November 26, 2014

recarded

Being of mental defect ,plain ignorance, or stupidity. Originating in a popular pokemon stream, it was a misspelling of "retarded" that became common.

With all these newfags, things just got fucking recarded.

by Elechode July 11, 2010

recarded

When a bar and/or restaurant asks to see your ID, even when you are very obviously over the age of twenty one. For instance, if you see a man in his late sixties being asked to show his driver's licence to buy a Bud Light.

Server: "Excuse me sir, may I see your ID."
Customer: "I'm seventy-two...I can guarantee you I'm old enough to drink."
Server: "Yes, I know, but it's company policy."
Customer: "This is recarded."

by Clarington Hedgewater September 20, 2011

recarded

A person that likes to be unnecessarily scared, injured, and mistreated by a medical/political system that gives two shits about him! He is someone that keeps getting jabbed after the first two shots didn't help him!

Dude is acting recarded again! he just got over the droopy mouth and he's gonna go get another worthless booster and get another simp-stamp so he can watch shitty music in NYC!

by jayskind1 August 2, 2021

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007