Asscraptic 

When something phenomenally sucks, it is considered to be Asscraptic.

John - Did you see the series finale of Lost last night?

Gabe - Yeah, it was pretty Asscraptic! J.J. Abrams should have flown the Enterprise in to pick everyone up at the end, would have at least been entertaining.

Asscraptic by GWake May 24, 2010

Asscrapilicious 

Something so horrendous, no swear word will do.... like Gibson's mom.

Hey you ASSCRAPILICIOUS WHOREBAG!

*spank*

Asscrapilicious by InsaneFox January 18, 2005

asscratchedly

1. To be in ones state of scratching-ass

2. Urban slang for butter pecan ice cream

1. When your butt just can’t stop itching and it feels superb. “Im asscratchedly right now, and it is amazing.”

2. Do you want some asscratchedly ice cream

asscratchedly by ezp12345 February 10, 2020

Asscrapian

A catch-all nationality/ethnicity indicating low birth, dubious hygeine, bizarre customs and speech, and amoral values.

Hakim had his fellow Wahabi Muslims mesmerized with his description of MTV, life in Los Angeles and the Asscrapian youth who roamed shopping malls with credit cards and no manners.

Asscrapian by harry flashman July 28, 2003