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Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem
My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...
Deforested by ZStar930 April 18, 2011
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deforesting 

Taking the natural log of both sides of an equation
// deforesting of ln y = ln (1+x)
y = 1+x
deforesting by theBOXNIK May 11, 2023

Defrosted 

Similar to being hung over, more specifically from street drugs, specifically when cocaine a.k.a "snow" was one of the jawns in the mix.
Last night we got so blitzed for sambuca day that I'm straight defrosted this morning.

That dirty blunt had me twisted. Now I'm so fuckin defrosted and I got work.
Defrosted by Phmns52 October 28, 2013

Deboressed 

When you are really bored and you want to talk to a friend but all your friends are busy because they have lives and you don’t, so you get this crippling self-doubt and a depressed vibe and you feel like you have no friends and everyone forgot about you.

A mix between bored and depressed
Depression from boredom
“I’m so freaking bored!”
“Nah, you’re just deboressed.”
Deboressed by theawkwardviolist November 24, 2018

deforestation 

(n)

1. Chopping down mad trees
2. Burning down mad trees
1. The evil corporation is hugely responsible for deforestation projects in South America... Boooo!
2. After I finished my last exam I took part in a sizable deforestation project... Blaaazed.
deforestation by Bophadeez April 27, 2010

deforestationing 

the act of destroying a large area of trees deliberately to farm resources in minecraft, this is generally done if you come across a jungle in minecraft and you choose to cut down the trees.
we're deforestationing this jungle.
deforestationing by Jaiden BEllk February 17, 2019

deforestation 

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply
deforestation by Dubiks January 10, 2019