sanfordize
sanfordize by dw_d June 26, 2009
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sanfordize
Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
sanfordize by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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Sanfordian
-The Life forms that are Born and Usually Consistent with Living in Sanford, Florida
-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl
Sanford also Know as Bokey
-Born and Raised in Sanford, Fl
Sanford also Know as Bokey
Sanfordian by Elfresh September 13, 2011
sanfordaged
adj
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.
The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.
sanfordaged by MaxSmart June 16, 2011
sanfordism
sanfordism by twentyeight! June 12, 2021
Swaffordize
To walk through life with an outward appearance of one image but to live internally as a completely different person.
To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.
To judge others when you do not look at yourself and your mistakes.
"I thought Tom was a different person when we met him. He was so nice and seemed to care, but now he is a total cold and calloused a-hole"
"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"
"yeah, we all thought that but I guess he has been Swaffordized"
Swaffordize by Psibri January 13, 2011
Sanfordizing
To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.
Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.
Sanfordizing by caseyst February 19, 2010