A butt crack that has been glued shut with loads of dried semen.
The feeling is similar to the feeling your eyes have when you get pink eye, except in your booty hole. A warm wash cloth will often help soften the semen to open the anus for use again.
That man got raped at the gay bar and his schutt butt is so bad he is crying.
I can't take a shit until I clear up this schutt butt.
Pronounced as "shoot," and also known as "babby's first shooting game," schüt refers to low-quality first person shooters, with the majority of these found on the Steam storefront. While the intention is grit and angst, the final result is usually a hilarious mess riddled with glitches, poor design choices, and voice acting that's too quiet to be audible (most likely because the developer's mom is in the next room over).