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Swedish Rowboat 

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?
Swedish Rowboat by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat 

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.
“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”
Swedish rowboat by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

sunkin rowboat 

a sexual act when you place a table spoon full of preferably sourcream on the tip of ur intimate partners anus and then preform anal intercourse with your nose
simon burtch became known by first preforming the sunkin rowboat with hidey cloom

Swedish rowboat 

When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.
Jakub and Kulin were forced to be handcuffed together; the Swedish Rowboat was all their idea.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026