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Booboculars

1) Noun: The term used for small people (generally adult dwarfs) who's eyes meet the breasts of a woman. In other words, when a man's eyes are perpendicular to a woman's nipples - which, when erect, could result in blindness.

2) Noun: The term used for the binoculars that a peeping tom uses for the activity of looking at a woman's breasts from afar.
1) She was so tall against me it was like I was wearing a pair of booboculars!

2) I looked across the road and saw a man in the bush with a pair of booboculars in his hands!
Booboculars by DwidgetDave December 20, 2010

boobnoculars 

Pressing your eyes against the titty nipples of a chic and adjusting them for focus.
I can see afghanistan from here through your boobnoculars.
boobnoculars by Dan Orosco April 20, 2003

boobulars 

1.boobs

variation - boobular device:when a girl uses her boobs to get somewhere, something, or someone
Those girls have some hot boobulars.

for variation -
person 1:How much did you pay to get in?
persion 2:nothing, I just used my boobular device.
boobulars by mine are better September 8, 2008

boobulars 

An instrument constructed by pushing the female assets together and blowing. The resulting noise is the noise of a boobular, it sounds much like a raspberry.
Hey! That sounded just like my wife's boobulars!

bombicularcusiticmolesticcompesticerecticcumexpolsionicnuticumbustingmen 

That is the most bombastical thing in the world.
Damn bro that was bombicularcusiticmolesticcompesticerecticcumexpolsionicnuticumbustingmen!!

bombicularcusiticmolesticcompesticerecticcumexpolsionicnuticumbustingmen 

That was the most bombastical thing ever.
Bro that was bombicularcusiticmolesticcompesticerecticcumexpolsionicnuticumbustingmen!!!