Raph 

the alpha male of the human race, will steal your girl, a beast with a monster cock that will destroy any vagina that he encounters... absolutely gorgeous with a huge cock
can get any girl he wants. makes people laugh, and has a gigantic cock

girl 1: wow i just got fucked by that guy raph, my vagina hurts

girl 2: ohh damm let me get his dick

Raph by rapher September 29, 2013

Raph 

There are very few Raphs in the world, but it is a widely known fact that they are usually just about the greatest people ever.

Typically, Raph is an enthusiast of art in all its glory; he is usually not exclusive in his definition of "art", and likes to admire the brilliance in video games just as much as movies or paintings.

He is a bit of a traditionalist when it comes to matters of the heart; he is a classic romantic for whom women are lining up in hopes that they might be swept off their feet.

This is the person with whom everyone would like to share friendship, though very few people are up to his high standards.

An innovator and a businessman, success comes easily to Raph.

1) I went over to Raph's place last night and we played this amazing game called "Journey." It was one of the most emotionally moving gaming experiences of my life! I love how he always introduces me to cool new art!

Raph by rmcp October 7, 2012

RAPH 

a fucking idiot who i hope DIES

Person 1: Hey look it's raph
Person 2: I'M GONNA STAB HIM

RAPH by A very sane person September 18, 2023

Raph 

Verb: to Raph
1. Give no fucks
2. Staying conceded

3. To act out in outrageous social ways
4. Wearing other people's clothes
5.to be positive, optimistic, honest, caring and whole hearted 100% of the time
6. Knowing 100% of who you are

I Was Raphin' out at Decadence last night!

Raph by HynicBabydaddy December 31, 2016

raph 

Spicy and hot, like a chili. Overly patient and rational: so, basically, calculus is as easy as breathing, and PMS is no stress (its miraculous how anyone can survive PMS). Has an infectious laugh and a secretly caring heart. A not-so-secret republican, and not-so-secret opinion about how you clearly don't know what you're talking about! Funny, funky (smelling, especially in the morning, but only sometimes), and favorite friend! Has the world's sexiest friends, and a really, hot bod. Nicest guy ever, once you've met him, you won't be the same without him!

Person 1: I could really use a raph tonight.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Well, I haven't been feeling so well, it's that time, I blatantly didn't do my calc. homework, and I need a hug. So, ya, tonight's definitely a raph night.

raph by jazzjammr February 24, 2010

Raph 

saying your sick the night before to your parents in order to have evidence for staying home the next day.

Evening:
Mom im feeling sick im going to bed...

Morning:
Mom im feeling sick i dont think i can go to school tomorow

Friends ask where were you yesterday?
I pulled a raph.

Raph by Raph73 December 9, 2007

Raph 

How dare you insult me!

The one above

Raph by Raph Jones January 5, 2004